Horribly self-indulgent idea

Guys. I had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very self-indulgent fic idea on the way home from work the other night. A-and I wanna write it. So to keep from writing it, I shall talk about it. This makes sense, yes?

It's called

The Gestalt Games

The Autobots and Decepticons were too caught up in their war. They never planned to have to defend themselves, as a united front, against another race intent on taking them over as slaves. They thought themselves too strong, too superior, too technologically advanced. So when a race of techno-organics storms the universe and enslaves or kills most of them, they are unprepared to say the least.
Intrigued by the unique energy fluctuations and ties of the gestalt teams, these techno-organics create a gladiatorial maze ring for entertainment. The Gestalt Games.
Now these teams must survive the mindless games they've been pitied against, all while learning the true meaning of being a gestalt. Which for some, is harder than it seems.

The race of techno-organics that I had in mind is actually my technomages from Wish You Were Here. (cue the horribly self-indulgent part) It's an AU where the technomages win the war, Eorin survives to lead a still fractured council, and Haverick dies in the assault on the city. And I'd probably pull in a dual plot of both the gestalts in the games, and the technomage council attempting another coup out of the games. It would be very complex. But I love this idea so ♥

Avatar/Naruto

"Why?" You ask? Well... I don't really have a good grasp on that yet. XD

It just kinda hit me Sunday while rewatching the Avatar movie since my mom hadn't seen it yet. I was sitting there going 'gee, I wonder if I could fic this?' And BAM! Naruto/Avatar popped into my head. (well, first Avatar/HP, but that failed, so I switched to Naruto)

The most random thing about this idea is that I have no desire to read any of the other Avatar/Naruto crossovers (of there are any). I just want to write this one because the idea keeps beating itself against my head.

[Beware rambling and nonsensicaly-ness ahead. This is a plot in progress]


The basic premise is that Naruto merged with Kyuubi back during the ninja wars. Due to this, he kinda became immortal. XD Years (and years, and years, and years) pass and Naruto - now Nathaniel - decides to go to Pandora.
At this point, Naruto is a very well respected young scientist. He has several degrees in various science/medical fields and is a top graduate from, like, Harvard or the equivalent.

Through some weird and screwy things I'm still playing around with, Naruto gets an avatar, but Kyuubi's conciousness moves into it permenantly.
The best idea I have for trying to do this is having Naruto get an avatar made, but when they go to field test him, it doesn't bond to his syanpses correctly (cause it molded after Kyuubi's). Then when Naruto stays behind and tries again, Kyuubi gets jerked into the body and takes off with it. Naruto can still take control of the avatar if he wants to because Kyuubi and Naruto are still mentally linked, but he doesn't do it nearly at all as a way to repay Kyuubi for helping him.

The People (cause I'm too lazy to look up how to spell Omanitakayo, or whatever) think Kyuubi is what they call "two-souled." In their beliefs, everyone is born twice, and the second time is when you become one of the People.

When Jake comes to Pandora several months/years later (still building a timeline to work with), Naruto has established his position as the weird science guy who hangs out in the back talking to himself and has way too much free time and talent (cause hey, several decades can do marvelous things to time managment and skill). Kyuubi has also established himself throughout the people as an (oh shoot, what are they called again)... Rider of Last Shadow. So, he's pretty bad-ass again.

Things play out kinda normal, only Kyuubi pops in occasionally to help train Jake's new body as a more sarcastic yet still kind teacher. Kyuubi likes to roam a lot, so he wasn't there in the very begining to meet Jake. He also pops in to stop the mating scene with (umm, what was the chick's name again?) chieftan's daughter.
Naruto helps around the compound and is pretty much out of the canon timeline until the escape scene (cause I couldn't really think of a plausible reason for him to move to Site 26 with the others). The he escapes with them and helps to get to Eywa.
Kyuubi gets called in telepathically by Naruto and they make a grand entrace on Last Shadow. They fail to save scientist lady again, and then Jake starts his talk. Kyuubi buts in with the 'and thell them Rider of Last Shadow says to gather.'
Boom, boom and they save Pandora.

I haven't decided yet exactly what I want to happen to Jake. Does he get together with Naruto? Or with Kyuubi? Rrg. Once I figure that out, I'll know if I should kill off Jake's body or not.

Comments are completely welcome! ♥ I'm still building the plot and events for the most part, so any input may actually end up as a major plot point! XDD

NCIS/HP crossover snippet

So I had this idea a while ago, and just started writing it out. It's been pretty fun writing, and seemed to go smoothly (as opposed to some of my more extensive HP-only plots). I'm planning on writing a few more chapters and then begining to post them over at my DW.

These are snippets from two of the chapters I have. I don't have any pairings picked out yet, and am open to suggestions. Most of the plot is still Under Construction as well... so I don't have anything concrete to explain to you that you can't pick up from reading these. XD (And before you say anything, yes, I did intentionally choose the most cliche name I could think of for Harry. )

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“You have got to be kidding me!”
Gibbs turned his attention from the entryway over to where a dark-haired teen was complaining. His eyes narrowed at the numerous bags the teen was carrying. Motioning for Tony to follow him, he walked over to where a cop was about to inform the teen he would have to leave.
“Aww man, are you saying I lugged all my stuff up here for nothing?” The teen continued to himself, running his hands through his already messy dark brown hair. He let out an explosive sigh and picked up his bags from where he had let them drop. “This sucks. Majorly.”
He started to turn around when Gibbs called out to him. “Hey! Mind explaining what that was about?”
Inquisitive blue-green eyes swiveled to stare at him. “What?” He shrugged one of his bags higher onto his shoulder. “It’s a crime scene. I came, I saw, I’m leaving. This is generally called ‘not interfering with police work’. Most cops tend to like that.”
Tony snickered from behind him and Gibbs resisted the urge to smack him while the teen was still there. “I mean, do you want to explain what that shouting was about before.”
The teen raised an eyebrow at him but let his bags drop to the ground so he could turn unhindered to face Gibbs. Crossing his arms across his chest, he introduced himself, “Evan Jamieson. Cleaner.” Blue-green eyes sharpened suddenly. “Mr. Morrison was a client of mine. I was contracted to come by every two days and clean the house, top to bottom. If you want, I have all the paperwork assuring my identity and the validity of my claim in my office.”
Tony let out a whistle and stepped forward to stand beside Gibbs. “Lot of information there buddy. Ever been under investigation before?” The senior office shoved his hands into his pockets and adopted a relaxed posture as he questioned the teen next.
Evan snorted. “Yea. Under and done investigation before.” The teen then motioned to his bags. “Do you need me for anything else? I still have more jobs I can get started on since this one has obviously panned out.”
Tony let a grin stretch across his face. “‘Obviously panned out’?”
Evan sighed again before giving a long look to the two men in front of him. “Yes,” he said finally, drawing out the ‘s’ in a slight hiss. “This is a closed crime scene. That can mean one of only a few things. My client is dead,” Evan held up a finger, “in which case I don’t get paid. My client is under arrest for something,” another finger was held up, “in which case I still don’t get paid. Lastly, my client’s house has been used for a crime,” a third finger was raised, “in which case, why the hell would Mr. Morrison want me back in that house for several months?”
The hand and fingers were lowered and Evan bent down to sling his bags back over his shoulders. “So, all options lead to a default on payment to me. Also, I can’t really clean a crime scene, evidence tampering and all that jazz.”
Tony slapped him on the back suddenly, prompting a jerk and crouching position out of the teen. “Ha! You’re right. Pretty smart kid.”
Evan shrugged out from under Tony’s hand. “Kid? I’m twenty-two.”
“Really?” Tony asked incredulously. “You look more like-“
“Eighteen, right?” Evan interrupted. “I know. You’re not the first person to tell me so.” He glanced back over his shoulder at the hill he had just climbed up. “Look, I’m not trying to be rude, but today was going to be a stretch for me anyway, so do you mind if I leave so I can get a head start on some of my other appointments?”

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“Hermione Granger, head lawyer at Spellbound.” The intimidating woman raised an eyebrow at Tony. “I’m here for Evan Jamieson, and I would advise you to move aside before things get complicated.”
Tony raised his own eyebrow. “Really Ms. Granger? How so?”
The woman stepped forward into Tony’s personal space. “Complicated like I throw a right hook through your chin before stabbing you in the groin with my four inch heels complicated.”
Tony couldn’t help his internal wince as he attempted to hold his ground against the woman in front of him. “Well now, that would be assault of a military officer, and that could get you sued.” He smiled at his own joke.
Hermione growled lightly. “And you not letting me through could be construed as terrorism by some governments, so why not let me through before the charge of self-defense gains some merit.”
“’Mione, you can stop now.” A voice piped up from behind Tony.
The woman in front of him instantly transformed before his eyes, becoming a caring mother or older sister. “Harry! I’m so glad you’re safe!” The woman shoved by him and threw herself at Evan recklessly.
The young man easily caught her and swung her around lightly. “I’m fine. Kingsley’s letter just came through explaining my diplomatic immunity.”
The woman disentangled herself and stood with arms akimbo. “Evan Harry Jamieson. Do you know how worried I was when I got a call that you had been pulled in for questioning? Do you!”
By now, everyone in the hallway was staring at the spectacle before them.
Evan cringed under the woman’s stern gaze. “’Mione, you know you look like McGonagall when you do that, right?”
“Harry! This is no time for jokes! You could have been killed!” Hermione’s face was flushed and one of her hands had left its position on her waist to wave threateningly in front of the young man before her.
Instantly, he straightened and grabbed her hand gently. “Hermione. It was questioning. One of my clients has apparently been kidnapped. They just wanted to know if I knew anything. I’m perfectly fine.”
The stern persona evaporated under the gentle caresses being given to her hand and Hermione slumped forward, shoulders rolling into a hunched position. “It’s just, you always seem to get into these things Harry, and I don’t want you getting hurt. I can’t lose you again.” Her voice was strained, the words blending together slightly as her hand rotated to clutch at Evan’s. “I don’t want you to die again.”
The words were whispered, but Evan’s head immediately shot up and pulled her into an embrace, eyes raking eagle-like across the witnesses to this spectacle. Spotting a door to his immediate left, he pulled himself and Hermione into the men’s restroom quickly.
The click of the lock was loud in the quiet hallway, and the only other sound for several seconds was muffled voices and sobs.
“Tony, did you catch what she said at the end there?”
Tony jumped, hand on his heart as his boss came up behind him. “Boss! You nearly gave me a heart attack.” All he got in response was a hard stare. “Right. Um, just before Jamieson grabbed her, Ms. Granger said that she didn’t want him to die again. I only barely caught it, it was really low.”
“Ziva!” Gibbs barked, taking a long draw on his coffee. The Mussad officer came up beside him immediately. “What do you think of all this?”
The woman stared at the bathroom door for a few moments, organizing her thoughts. “He was jumpy when he heard that last statement. Almost like he expected to be attacked at that point.” Her voice was calm, her eyes never leaving the door until this point. She turned her gaze to Gibbs slowly. “Do you not find it odd that a young man with diplomatic immunity would have employment as a house cleaner? Much less, be so familiar with our lines of questioning?”
Gibbs took another drink of his coffee and Ziva continued. “You stated that he said he had both done and been under investigation before. When you combine this with what was just overheard a few moments ago…” she trailed off uncertainly.
“A vigilante.” Gibbs finished for her.
Ziva nodded. “Precisely. Most likely the son of some diplomat who thinks he knows what is best for his community back home. His father may have sent him off for a ‘cool-down’ time after an affair back home. This is all just speculation though.”
Gibbs nodded and turned to McGee, who had been lurking slightly behind a water fountain ever since the lawyer had shown up. “McGee!” He barked, “Find out everything you can on Evan Harry Jamieson, Hermione Granger, and a law firm called Spellbound.”
“On it boss!” McGee said as he jogged down the hall back to his computer.

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What do you think so far? Am I completely off my bonkers with OOC-ness or plot insanity? Any and all comments appreciated. You never know, you might inspire a new chapter!

new plot idea

So, I was going through my closet looking for something to wear today and got hit with a new plot idea. Strange place to get hit by a plot idea, I know. A closet. Then again, maybe not that strange. XD

The working title for this new fanfic is The Price of Wonderland.

It's a Harry Potter/Wonderland crossover. I haven't worked out all the ideas yet, and I refuse to let myself do so until I finish my HIS paper due in a few hours.

Essentially though, the war is over. Harry killed Voldemort in a rather expected yet still cheered about bloody battle outside Hogwarts. Despite having killed his arch enemy, Harry doesn't feel right. 'What am I supposed to do now?' he wonders. His whole life had been about living untli the final battle and then he was going to die tragically, taking down Voldemort with him as a final heroic act. Instead, he's alive.

Ginny is convinced the two are going to be together now that the war is over; Ron and Hermione, although they both fought in the war, don't seem to understand that Harry doesn't want to be married. Kingsley wants him to be Head Auror. The Wizarding World expects him to stay put on his pedastal, living as they wish him to. Always protecting them, getting married to his school sweetheart, and having multiple children the press can hound.

Fed up with it all, he wanders off into the forest on the borders of England. He wishes desperately he had another clear cut path to follow. Needing something to tell him what to do next now that he had killed the big bad guy. Several feet later, he trips over an upraised tree root and falls facefirst into a rabbit hole. Croosing his arms in front of his face, he braces for impact. Instead, a brush of magic slids past him and whisks him down the hole into another world.

Welcome Harry Potter, to Wonderland.

This Wonderland, though, is much darker than any version he had heard of, or could even imagine.

Cheshire are whores. The Mad Hatter kills for fun. The Red Queen rules all with an iron fist and insanity. The Doormouse is a cursed prince suffering from amnesia. And the March Hare is a drunken prophet who just recieved a new vision.

Thats all I have now, but the possibilites are just lurking at the edge of my mind, waiting to pounce. :E I've even got some character sketches in my head that I can draw out in art class. This story has seriously hit me over the head with a mallet and refused to give up it's stranglehold on my mind.

Any opinions on the idea, or suggestions of what I should do? All thoughts welcome! ♥

the icon is mine btw, credit if you take for your own use

Fic preview

Yay! I just got one of those fancy 'Retro Pack 2' card packs for YGO. (For those unaware, the retro packs are the rereleasing of some of the old YGO cards with new art. They are freaking awesome.) I managed to get my hands on a Brain Control and Magician of Dark Chaos.
Now I just have to restructure my decks so all the new cards I want to add in flow with everything else I have. I still want a Water Magician card, but I'll probably just have to buy that one on Amazon or something.

This is a small piece of a planned fic for a Naruto/YGO crossover. I have about five chapters written so far, but plan on writing at least another five before posting it. I may also just rearrange the plot so it turns into a normal Naruto story. Not sure; it all depends on how cooperative Isis is.

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“Am I dead?” Naruto asked uncertainly as he stared around himself at a field of whiteness. He gently reached out to try and touch something when a voice started him into falling backwards.
“No you baka.” it said. He looked around, confused by the fact that the voice seemed to come from the direction of his stomach. “If you were dead, I’d be free from here. Do you know how bad this place can smell?”
“Who are you?” Naruto asked a little fearfully.
“I am the Great Kyuubi no Kitsune!” it announced with pride, using a bit of its chakra to form a small manifestation.
“You mean… you’re the one who attacked the village!” Naruto scuttled backwards comically, trying to escape the voice.
“Yes pitiful child, I attacked that incompetent hole you call a village.”
Naruto looked around perplexed. “But I thought the 4th Hokage killed you?” The small boy was now completely confused.
“Ha! As if a human could ever kill me! The most powerful youko alive!”
Naruto sniffed pathetically. “Why did you attack Konoha?” he asked softly.
Kyuubi scoffed. “The foolish mortals abused the contracts of the summons.” When Kyuubi saw he had the boy’s attention he continued, slightly surprised that the dead last in school would be interested in this.
“Long ago, I was in charge of making sure that the human did not abuse the power of the summoned animals.”
“What are summoned animals?” Naruto asked.
“They are creatures called from another dimension to fight alongside the summoner. There are many different types of summon animals which include dogs, toads, slugs, monkeys, and,” Kyuubi literally hissed out the next word, “snakes.”
“What’s wrong with snakes?” the blonde asked timidly. Somewhat worried he had upset one of the only people who had been nice to him. ‘Well, maybe not exactly a person.’ he amended.
“Originally, they were one of the greatest summon animals. However, a few years ago, I received word that a mortal man had been corrupting their line. I went to investigate these claims, but when I showed up at your village” he spat the last word out “they attacked me. Some of them even summoned the animals I had sworn to protect and forced them to fight, even when they tried to refuse. This enraged me further and I attacked the humans.”
Kyuubi let out a sigh. “Eventually one of them summoned Gamabunta, the toad boss. He then used an advanced jutsu to seal me inside of you.”
“Me?” Naruto squeaked.
“Yes.” Kyuubi said chuckling. “He needed a new born child to seal me into, because I am so powerful, I would kill anyone else. Do you understand now why the others stare with eyes filled with hate and revenge?” He laughed at that.
“Then, it wasn’t me they were yelling at?” he asked as his face scrunched up in concentration. “But that’s not fair!”
“Of course, that’s -” Kyuubi started.
“You were trying to help!”
“Huh?”
“Then they call you all those mean names!” The great youko was now totally confused. ‘He’s sticking up for me? After what they have done to him?’
“I’m so sorry! You must have been so lonely!” Naruto suddenly lunged forward and grabbed ahold of the fox apparition in front of him. He squeezed him tightly in a hug. “All those people yelling at you. That’s just so mean.” The short blonde sniffed and started to cry into the fox’s fur.
Kyuubi awkward licked a few of the tears away. “Why are you crying?” he asked quietly.
“Because you won’t. You act all big and mean, but you’re really sad that everyone is mad at you for trying to do your job.” He rubbed his face into Kyuubi’s fur and let his tears soak into the dark red coat.
After a few minutes, his crying stopped. “I don’t see why they thought you were evil. I’ve seen some pictures of Boss Summons and they’re just as big as you.” he sniffed again as his tears started to dry.
“Hey!” Kyuubi shouted, not sure whether he should be pleased or insulted. He opted for pleased because it made him feel better.
All of a sudden, Naruto grimaced and a slid across the floor a few feet. “Itai!”
“What happened?” Kyuubi asked, worried about what had happened to his host.
“I think someone just hit me. Dang, I was just getting used to being dead too.”
“You weren’t dead baka!”
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And there you have it. A snippet from the middle of the first chapter!
Any comments? Love/Hate/Indifferent?

Crossovers from the galaxy beyond...

NaNo finally ended (thank god!). I finished with 53/50K (aka, I won!) I'm currently in the process of a lot of editing, some plot-filling, and doing more illustrations. ^^

Since then, I've managed to once again lose myself in the realm of fanfiction! (ah, the water's so sweet and warm xp) Being my curious self, I went browsing and managed to stumble across the strange and yet delightful realm of YGO/SG-1 crossovers. Aaaand OMG are Bakura and Daniel not the hottest thing since toast. (hehe... H.I.N.T. ...hehe) There should seriously be more action between these two. Sadly, I have only watched, maybe, a fifth of the SG-1 series, so I am like totally lost as I sit here and fangirl over this stuff.
After YGO, I went through and found NCIS, HP, House M.D. (which Failed), and other crossovers with SG-1. At the conclusion of much searching, I have decided that the SG-1 crossover universe is severly lacking. SERIOUSLY lacking. It should be crime how few good fics there are out there.
And for another thing, why is that there are only like 3 types of HP/SG-1 crossovers? Either Harry becomes a super-powerful memeber of SG-1 (resulting in an epic-length fic), Harry is Daniel (which is actually realy cool), or Harry and Jack end up together and mpreg ensues. (I'm refusing to read the Harry/Sam fics on principle as a slash fan-atic) Can't anyone come up with a decent new idea?

Another crossover set that is lacking in good stories is DN/YGO. They're all crap. At least any that I can find are. It's so sad since everything is almost set up for a great crossover.

Like Weiss Kreuz and Harry Potter! Omg, I so wanna read a good one of those. Does no one else see the similarites between Nagi and Harry? Messy black hair, green eyes, telekinetic/magical powers. Has no one else seriously noticed this?! It's almost written-out in plain sight for you people!

I'm also debating starting a new crossover just because the one series pisses me off. YGO/YGO5Ds. 5Ds almost demolishes the basics of the Shadow Realm and the origins of the cards, aka the basis of the whole YGO series! (not to mention they stuck a Jou clone in there in one episode... -_-;;) And Jack Atlas! How dare he rip off the Kaiba coat! It's unforgivable!
Basically, (in my fic idea which I am seriously contemplating writing) Yusei (whom I believe can be saved) gets transported to Domino, Japan. There he meets Yugi-tachi and discovers that everything he thought he knew about the cards and the Shadow Realm was all a lie. It's a big wake-up call for the satellite duelist as he struggles to come to terms with his new knowlege, learning the 'old school' way of dueling, and dealing with a new threat against the Earth that he somehow gets wrapped up in, courtesy of knowing Yugi.
I'm not sure of the pairings or much anything else yet, but the idea is firmly in my mind.

Help requested! I'm looking for a specific YGO/HP fic I found awhiiiile ago. I don't remember the name of it, sadly, but I know it was archived on fanfiction.net.
Yugi left Japan and was taking care of the three yamis, who had been reborn as children. (and are ever so adorable!)
Yugi buys a house somewhere in England and states that it would get confusing talking in three different languages all the time, so he decides that each day they would use a different language. English, Ancient Egyptian, and Japanese if I'm remembering correctly.
If you know which story I'm talking about, PLEASE let me know! I've been trying to find it for the past three days!

Obsession Corner

OMG! I have rediscovered my love of Gundam Wing. Wish You Were Here for 3 days....

Here's a few of the best ones that I have read for you to enjoy if you so choose. They are all yaoi/slash so don't flame me for not warning you! Also, all these are on fanfiction.net and the numbers are the story id numbers. I figure most people know how to build the links.

• 5367121 - Two for One Deal - Harry Potter disappeared after an attack at the Dursleys. Quatre Winner thinks maybe it's time he go back to the world he left behind. The others? They don't know what they've gotten into... (1x2x5 3x4)- This one is really interesting and fun to read becuase it's so unique.

• 5407917 - Everyone Needs a Hero - During the War Duo comes across an abused Harry (age about 5) who hides him from OZ/Alliance. Seeing the abuse Duo takes Harry away with him. Harry gets shunted about between the Pilots during the rest of the War. After the War, Harry stays with Duo and becomes the Pilots' collective little brother. He doesn't want to go to Hogwarts when the letter comes. Dumbledore won't take no for an answer. - I'm not normally one to read the young Harry crossovers, but this one turned out very interesting and awesome.

• 5143852 - Stray - Wufei makes a strange friend on a mission that goes wrong; a friend that saves his life. However, there is something strange about the green-eyed dog. (5xH) - This is a very popular couple, and this story is definantly not one that should just be shunted aside in the torrent of other fics when searching for something good. The story is interesting, fun to read, and original.

• 4939356 - Finders, Keepers - The war is over, and Harry has made a startling discovery: he has an older brother, who is most likely a Muggle, who was adopted away before he was ever born. Crossover with Gundam Wing. (1xH) - Includes Harry breaking into Quatre's house to spy on Duo. I'm sure you know how well that would turn out. XD Heero's a bit of an ass in this story, but it's still way fun to read.

• 4980683 - Best Kept Secret - Chang Wufei was having a really bad night when Harry Potter stumbled across him in a dark alley and bleeding. Both felt a twinge of something and neither knew what to do about it. 3 months later fate tossed them together again and this time? Who knows? (1x5) - Harry is awesome in this story! I love the way the author has written this story as well. Freaking awesome.

• 4244574 - Shen long - Harry didn’t realise the effects of being a magical Animagus until he shifted into a chinese dragon. 500 years in the future, Wufei visits his family home in China, and ends up meeting the rather unique guardian of the Long clan. (5xH 1x2 3x4) - OMG! Harry's a dragon! And he's stalking Wufei. XD I loved this story, short as it is right now.

There are a few more, but they haven't been update in like 2 years. T-T And they are all soooo good. Feel free to browse on your own, and please send me a link if you find anything totally awesome!

And that's enough procrastinating from my novel. I'm 10K words behind. >.<>